University of Pennsylvania PennCard Request Form 2021-2025 free printable template

PennCard Request Form Instructions: Use this form to request a PennCard and / or PennKey for University Temporary Staff, Associates, Guests, and Post Doctorates. Note: Faculty and staff using this

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Hi. This is Penn Gillette of Penn and Teller. Las Vegas magician. I did two tours of duty on Celebrity Apprentice. I spent some time around Trump. Furthermore, I know the way he works. Penn. You raised a ton of money and a lot of people are going to be very happy with the job you've done. I've just created right now, off the top of my head, a quot;Donald Trump” card trick that'll illustrate how he's running his campaign. I'm opening this perfectly ordinary deck of cards, and you'll see that, uh, they are indeed all different. Now, say, UHF, the campaign is a card trick, OK? And say the American public have been asked by Trump to, uh, pick a card. He fans the cards out like so and acts like the selection of the card doesn't really matter. It's an old magician's trick; the selection of the card always matters. But you have to be a certain kind of nonchalant if you want to do a force. And say they pick this card right here. Say they pick the, uh, Jack of Hearts and Trump doesn't know that. They then take the card, they put it back into the deck OK? That's how the campaign starts. Don't forget it's the Jack of Hearts it's somewhere in the middle of the deck. He then gives the cards a shuffle while he's talking. Now the patter does not matter; you can say absolutely anything that pops into your head. Let's say, uh, I got a perfectly ordinary deck of cards here and Mexicans are rapists. Then you shuffle a little more, and you say, I still have a perfectly ordinary deck of cards here and no Muslims into our country. The First Amendment is essentially obliterated. Then he gives them another little shuffle and puts in a little more misdirection. Shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any... ... blood coming out of her ... Lee Harvey Oswald I don't remember! Saying stuff like, uh, soldiers who've died in battle their parents might not attack me. Probably, maybe, she wasn't allowed to have anything to say, you tell me. When election time comes, after all this misdirection, all this shuffling, all the handling of the cards, he then has the card on top. And clean-handed and just like this, he produces the card and says, quot;Is this your card?” And it's the ... Six of Hearts, not the Jack of Hearts. Because HE'S AN IDIOT! He would never get it right.

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How do I get a Penn ID?

You can obtain your PENNCard through the PENNCard Center located at 2nd floor of the Penn Bookstore, 3601 Walnut Street. The PENNCard center is open 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday. CampusExpress is a new online service that new students can use before arriving at Penn.

What is a Penn ID for applicants?

A unique eight-digit number issued to Penn and UPHS affliates. University offices frequently require a Penn ID for identification in situations where they formerly required an individual's Social Security Number.

What is my Penn ID?

PennCard users will find their Penn ID printed on their PennCard -- it is the 8-digit sequence of numbers on the card. See also PennKey.

Where can I pick up my PennCard?

University of Pennsylvania Health System employees may obtain a PennCard for use at the Library and at the University's recreation services. Guests of the University of Pennsylvania and contracted employees may obtain a PennCard through the sponsorship of a University department.

How do I get a Penn ID card?

You can obtain your PENNCard through the PENNCard Center located at 2nd floor of the Penn Bookstore, 3601 Walnut Street. The PENNCard center is open 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday. CampusExpress is a new online service that new students can use before arriving at Penn.

How do I get my Penn ID?

You can obtain your PENNCard through the PENNCard Center located at 2nd floor of the Penn Bookstore, 3601 Walnut Street. The PENNCard center is open 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday. CampusExpress is a new online service that new students can use before arriving at Penn.

What is the 8 digit Penn ID number?

PennCard users will find their Penn ID printed on their PennCard -- it is the 8-digit sequence of numbers on the card. See also PennKey.

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